I’m thinking of giving my hair a funeral. Say some prayers and let go. I can do it once and not look back. It’s just hair. It’s just hair. It’s just hair.
Maybe I’ll gather my friends and family. Bury the hair with flowers. Say a silent prayer and walk away. After that, we’ll have a reception and we’ll talk about my hair and how great it was. And then we’ll say, “It’s just hair. It was good hair. But it was just hair.”